I am NOT a computer tech

I know the aprons make us look like super geniuses (apparently), but believe it or not, they don’t hire us for our computer skills. (Not to mention, if I knew that much about computers, I probably would be able to make a living doing that, not making your latte.)

Now, I am a very intelligent person (if I do say so myself, and I do), a little snarky, excitable, and sometimes ditzy, but intelligent. And, because my dad is a computer guy, I know a little bit about computers (thank you dad). But again, this does not qualify me as some kind of expert. Anything that can’t be fixed by a reboot is a little beyond me.

So, with that explanation…

Yes, we have free WiFi. I can tell you the steps to access the WiFi, and walk you through the process should you get lost.

If your computer can’t find the internet, I can’t do anything about it. I don’t know how to fix it. Really, I don’t. Maybe your card is not turned on, not plugged in, malfunctioning, etc.

Please do not get angry at me, and for goodness sake, don’t yell at me. I have nothing to do with it, I did not cause the problem, and I cannot fix the problem. Yelling at me will not help.