We are not going to give you a shot for free, and we don't have a million dollars to give you.
We also don't have hamburgers, omelettes, pancakes, eggs, sausage, etc. (Would we really be working at this coffee shop if we had a million dollars?) Rest assured, the jokes are funny.
The first time.
You are not the first person to come through and say them. Trust me on this. (The only exception to this is if you know, absolutely know, that the barista helping you is in training, or it's their first day on the job. In this case, joke away. But only in this case.)
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